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Reblogged from chicka-homie  63,187 notes
chicka-homie:

dashingthroughitall:

artofseductionlxix:

sheeshnesh:

fuckthisblogshit:

splenium:

niggaimdeadass:

thighabetic:

theuncannymzstella:

man1reyes:

moreadderall:

tittys-and-kittys:

kinkymorrigan:

redent:

kvlani:

took me a few minutes to realize what the fuck was going on………..oh myg od

want

Best invention for LDRs since Skype! 

babe.. i want this

im not even in a long distance relationship i just wanna see what happens if i wear these while im shopping and hes at home

These would be fun!

Um. I need this.

Soooooooo,  
For those of us not geographically challenged, these would also work in lets say, A long line at Disneyland?

now if you find out your bitch was stimulating another nigga nutsack from 3,000 miles away would u be mad?
is this still cheating?

i am so done.

😭

😭

oh my

Yooooooo.

😩😩😂 lmaoo

chicka-homie:

dashingthroughitall:

artofseductionlxix:

sheeshnesh:

fuckthisblogshit:

splenium:

niggaimdeadass:

thighabetic:

theuncannymzstella:

man1reyes:

moreadderall:

tittys-and-kittys:

kinkymorrigan:

redent:

kvlani:

took me a few minutes to realize what the fuck was going on………..oh myg od

want

Best invention for LDRs since Skype! 

babe.. i want this

im not even in a long distance relationship i just wanna see what happens if i wear these while im shopping and hes at home

These would be fun!

Um. I need this.

Soooooooo,  

For those of us not geographically challenged, these would also work in lets say, A long line at Disneyland?

now if you find out your bitch was stimulating another nigga nutsack from 3,000 miles away would u be mad?

is this still cheating?

i am so done.

😭

😭

oh my

Yooooooo.

😩😩😂 lmaoo

Reblogged from smamsblog  1,986 notes

5000candlesinthewind:

I grab the sheets and I get them home. And I’m psyched to put them on my bed, right? I feel them and - they feel a little rough to the touch. I get a little suspicious. I do a little Google-ing. I find an investigative report in Southern Living Magazine where they investigated thread count claims … And they had a little chart, and it said:

My G, spitting facts.

Reblogged from queensophistiratchet  110 notes

When someone insults my predominately ikea decor

queensophistiratchet:

urbanamericanbarrister:

whatshouldbetchescallme:

Yep

Judging you.

Ummm…

How many years have you been in practice? You should have at least upgraded to Ashley Furniture lol

Lmao! Living room and bedroom got upgraded but I can’t front, my home office is pretty much still all ikea. Priorities…